BluObieZ 1,125 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 INT-OLD OAKS FOLKS HOME-DAY The old lady has Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 by the hair and is trying to drown him. Every time she picks him up he gasps for air then screams for help. The old people in the pool look on in horror. Mulligan Help! Dunk Mulligan I’m a police Dunk Mulligan Officer INT-CAR-DAY King is driving away from downtown when a report on the police radio. “Be on the lookout for a white male impersonating a police officer in and around Old Oaks Folks Home. He is considered belligerent and quite possibly dangerous” King Mulligan EXT-STREETS-DAY Fong @tfong is being pulled through the streets on his rickshaw. He looks like he is in a daze as the two cats pulling the rickshaw get loose and run away. Fong falls from the rickshaw and lays next to it. We now see that he has been shot. A group of Japanese cars roll up and a whole bunch of asianic people get out to check on him. Fong tries to get back in his rickshaw but they won’t allow him since he is shot. BRUCE YO-YO LEE SON FONG @boubabi runs up and kneels next to Fong. Bruce Father! Who that person that have done that to you are? Fong Noodle nom nom, gun bang Bruce King? Fong Queen Bruce Prince? Fong Dead Bruce Alive The rest of the asianic mob look on confused as to what is going on and what is being said. BLACK Theme Song KING AND MULLIGAN INT-FBI OFFICE-DAY Ken Trick @Kendrick stands at a desk in an angry rage while Don @Banackock and Lou @Tyler sit in front of him. Ken How dare he! I’m FBI for fucks sake! Lou It was your first King encounter. You are lucky it ended without anything embarrassing happening Ken You guys made him sound like a pushover and someone I can take down easily to recover from the Hawaii incident… Ken goes stiff and his eyes gloss over as we hear shouting, gun fire and screaming. Lou is saying something but we cannot hear him as the flashback that Ken is having over powers his words. Lou puts his hand on Ken’s shoulder which snaps him out of it. Lou What happened in Hawaii? Ken You don’t want to know INT-MAYOR OFFICE-DAY Dom now is cowering in a corner clearly trying to get away from something. He looks terrified as we pan across the room and see Cocaine and Bill. Bill You need us, we don’t need you Cocaine We will find another sucker Dom But… but… I sold you so well Cocaine Yet you lay here cowering afraid of us. You need to accept your fate. You need to come back to us Dom I’m no longer the cocaine Cocaine You never were Bill Why do we even bother with this guy? Bill and Cocaine begin to disappear. Dom stands up and screams out Dom Don’t leave me! INT-OLD OAKS FOLKS HOME-DAY Mulligan is now free and is trying to swim away from the old lady that is assaulting him. Grande @Ahmatosses her a Fong Dong. She grabs Mulligan by the leg and begins to hit him over the head with it. After a couple dozen hits to the head the dong becomes soft from the water. Mulligan gets away, and gets out of the pool. Before leaving Mulligan leaves he turns to laugh at Grande and the old lady as blood trickles down his face. Mulligan Shrinkage Mulligan runs Grande I’ll show you shrinkage you fucking poutinecop EXT-STREETS-DAY Fong is sprawled out on his rickshaw trying to get to his noodles as Bruce tries to stop his father. Bruce Father, son you calm down Fong You son son calm down I noodle Fong grabs a noodle and begins to eat it Bruce You need doctor Fong Graze no doctor Bruce Who shoot Fong Son? Fong Fong shoot self in noodle daze Bruce No noodle more Fong You no say no noodle Bruce We sell we no use Fong I father Bruce Important things Father. We need go… now Fong I go with noodles Bruce sighs and grabs the front of the rickshaw and begins to pull it with Fong in the back EXT-STREETS-DAY Mulligan is running through the streets. Angry old people on scooters and walkers are chasing after him. He reaches for his phone in his pocket but realizes that the phone is destroyed because the water. He tosses it at a scooter, it lands in front of the scooter and stops it from moving forward. He laughs a moment then feels bad about what he has done. But only for a second. He turns back around and runs. INT-CAR-DAY King is driving down the street looking for Mulligan as he passes the old people home. After driving a bit further he sees Bruce pulling Fong down the street. He slams on the brakes and hops out of his truck. He then runs up to the rickshaw with his gun drawn King What in the holy asianic fuck is going on here? Bruce WHY YOU SWEAR? YOU NO GOOD DOG A LONG SUCKER! King gets in the face of Bruce King I have no fucking clue what the fuck you just said to me but I don’t like it! Bruce FOOK YOU! King points at himself King Fuck me? No no I insist fuck you. You and your fucking father. He gave me false information! Just to throw me off the scent Fong sits up in a noodle haze Fong Ocean much like you. You much like sand. King What? Fong You look in hand but no other hand. You fool. I cool with tool…no many tool King You’re a tool Fong No me Noodle King I just about had enough of you and your odd sayings. I can actually do my job right now and arrest you Fong For who? King You mean what Fong Whom? King WHAT! Fong Time slipping, no go back. More waste. Means no see Partner King What In the holy fuck are you talking about? Fong Partner no here but there. There is where. Where is nowhere? Cause Here is there. King I don’t know what in the holy shit you are talking about Fong sighs Fong Partner, gone. Gone but no gone. You no find him… never ever never… better Grande comes running up out of breath Grande I lost him, he got away Fong I sit corrected Grande looks at King Grande Should I Poutine him? Fong Noodle King quickly punches Grande in the ear and runs to his car. Fong stands up in shock Fong Who punch ear? You want burst? That no fair me son you Grande Ahhhhhhhh that poutine smarts. Right in my ear eh? King Fuck you all, I’ll get you soon enough Grande I’ll hold you down and punch both your ears King If you hold me down how will you punch? King speeds away Fong No go after king fool. We busy with noodle doodle poodle Mr Long Dong INT-MAYOR OFFICE-DAY Dom is formulating a plan with Cocaine and Bill Dom I need to take control, to take control I must be the cocaine and find my inner coke Cocaine Exactly Bill So when that vodka bottle wonnabe comes in here next you attack him even if he has a gun Cocaine Yeah! You are more powerful than a gun. It can’t hurt you. Dom What if he shoots me? Cocaine SNORT IT! Bill Yeah! Snort the bullet Cocaine YES! Bill YES! Dom YESSSSS!!!!! EXT-STREETS-DAY Mulligan looks behind him to see no one is chasing him. He spots a payphone across the street so he runs across and attempts to make a call but realizes he needs change. He spots a homeless man nearby. He rushes over to the man Mulligan You got some spare change? The Homeless man looks at Mulligan all confused Homeless man What? Mulligan I need change, and I need it now Homeless man Wait you are asking me for change? Is this some stupid thing to show me how annoying it is? Mulligan No, I honestly need it! Like right now. I need to use the payphone. Homeless man Who the fuck uses a payphone? Mulligan flashes his badge at the man Mulligan Officer Mulligan that’s who The Homeless man hands him the whole cup of change Homeless man An officer who uses a payphone is a shady mother fucker. Take it all. I don’t want trouble Mulligan thinks for a second to explain himself but then turns and runs to the phone. He calls Emily who pickups right away. Mulligan Emily! I’m soooooo sorry. You will never believe my day Emily Yeah… that’s the thing with you always. You always have these grand stories. King making you do odd things. You always get in trouble and for what? So King can say you did it? Mulligan No! this time I am by myself. King is off doing something else. Emily Well on the news apparently a person that is described much like you went into an old people home and assaulted an old lady. Then you left and a foot chase happened… Oh and black Pickup speeding through downtown is reported close by. Coincidence? I think not! Mulligan King’s nearby? Mulligan thinks for a second Mulligan I have to go Emily Don’t you dare hang up on me. I’m pregnant with your baby. I don’t need this shit Mulligan doesn’t even hear that she is pregnant Mulligan I will explain everything tonight. Emily MULLIGAN! I’M FUCKING PREGNANT YOU ASS! Mulligan hangs up and calls King King Who the fuck calls from a payphone? Mulligan King! I need you! King Mulli? You god damn asshole! Mulligan What did I do? King Everything! Like usual Mulligan Come pick me up. I’m on the corner of 8th and 24th Mulligan spots the homeless man now has a gang of other homeless men who now are coming towards him. On the other side of the street the old people gang has caught up to him. Mulligan Scratch that! I’m not here anymore. Come find me. Mulligan drops the phone and runs King MULLIGAN? MULLIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INT-FBI OFFICE-DAY Ken is watching the news reports of a man being chased by an old people’s gang and homeless gang. It’s a helicopter shot of the chase. Ken shakes his head. Ken If that fool is there King is nearby. Don Should we go bust them? Ken For what? Public stupidity? Don Causing a ruckus Ken No. We sit back and let them burry themselves in the hole they are digging Don For a really high strung on edge guy you are very patient Ken That’s why I’m in the FBI and you’re not INT-MAYOR OFFICE-DAY Dom is sitting in the corner scheming with Cocaine and Bill as the door to the office opens and Ciroc @Phil enters the room EXT-STREETS-DAY King finally spots the slow speed chase. He has to drive around the old people on scooters and homeless people. He then puts on his siren to stop Mulligan in his tracks. King Halt! Stop right there! You are under arrest. Get your ass in the car right fucking now! Mulligan spins around and spots the truck Mulligan KING! THANK FUCK! Mulligan runs to the truck. Fighting off homeless people as he approaches. He pushes an old man off his scooter as he gets into the truck and King speeds away from the scene as the episode fades to black Ahma 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boubabi 4,725 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 lies, fong kneels in front of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Review Again, robbie, great stuff as usual. these just keep getting better and better. i lol'd at the shrinkage comment, so dumb lol. also loving the introduction of new characters. This needs more love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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