STO D3 > STO D1

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Skirmish at Vikings practice could end up with lasting cosequences

 

Stockholm, SWEDEN- For a team that has only won a single game in twelve outings, and already a staggering -31 in goal differential on the season, it's hard to imagine things could get much worse. However, that is exactly what happened in the early morning on Wednesday, as the team took the ice to practice some basics. Coach Noname McGhostypants, he of Irish National Team glory, was putting the group through some battle drills when tempers began to flare.

 

Brothers Sto D1 (STO Day-uno) and Sto D3 (STO Day-tre), of the Sto D quintuplets, were battling along the boards when the sparks began to fly. In a bout of rage that would seem to be fake if not for this reporter's attendance at the practice, as well as recent happenings in the NBA, D3 turned around and clocked his brother right on the jaw. D1 fell straight to the ice and lay motionless for 90 seconds before coming to. He was taken to the local hospital for observation, but is considered day-to-day at this point. If he is unable to go in the upcoming stretch of games, it could, ironically, mean more minutes for D3, currently averaging the lowest minutes of all Vikings d-men.

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