BluObieZ 1,125 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) Two Weeks Prior EXT-SMALL TOWN-MORNING Slow fade in from black to a shot of a small town in Montana named Lee Valley. The roads are not even paved. It has a western feel to it. As we go along the main street of town we pass the tavern that still has places to tie up your horse to. We slowly move through town till we get to the Sheriff’s office just as the door opens. Outsteps the sheriff who flicks his badge and fixes his cowboy hat before moving down to brush his thick cop mustache. We can see a tumbleweed pass by in the reflection on his aviator sun glasses as he stands there looking down main street. As we slowly pan back he moves the sun glasses down the bridge of his nose and tilts his head down as he watches an old lady cross the road. We now realize its Steve Mulligan @TheLastOlympian07 INT-CAR-DAY Max King is driving his blacked out Ford F150 FX4 somewhere as he is deep in thought his voiceover can be heard. King That little fucker fucked me over. Mulli will wish to take a mulligan on that one when it’s all said and done. This is beyond Hashtag mad. What he did is irreversible and he must pay like the little Mulligan that he is. If he thinks he can hide from me in a Western Recreation Town he is sadly mistaken. INT-SHERRIFF STATION-MORNING Present Day Mulligan is sleeping in a chair with his legs up on the desk with a cowboy hat covering his eyes. He seems at peace as he sleeps as a voice can be heard. Voice Mulli He does not move Voice Muuuuuuuullllllliiiiiiigggggaaaaaaannnnn He starts to stir as we see King sitting down King I know you can hear me Mulligan I can. But I wish I didn't King All I wanted was your help. We push back to reveal King is in a jail cell with his hands cuffed to the bars King This wasn't my idea when I asked for your help Mulligan I told you to not go King up in this peaceful town and you didn't listen King I had to do what I had to do. But now I have your attention will you help? Why is Mulligan a sherriff? Why is King in custody? And what does he need Mulligans help? Find out tomorrow with the two episode premiere of King and Mulligan. Theme Song King and Mulligan INT-CAR-DAY One Year Prior King and Mulligan are sitting in King’s truck. King seems to be irritated about something as Mulligan is sitting in the backseat of the truck baffled. Every time Mulligan goes to say something King stops him. King Stop It Mulligan Wha… King Zip Mulligan Ca…. King No Mulligan Bu…. King Fuck off already. You know what you did. You fucked me over and for what? Some tail? I would never do that to you. My Partner. A bond among partners is sacred and you shat on that oath. Mulligan It wasn’t about tail I swear Mulligan outs his hand over his heart Mulligan I SWEAR KING! Look at me, I’m swearing. King turns to look at Mulligan King FUCK YOU! That’s swearing. Looking at you just makes me think about what you did Mulligan Exactly what did I do? So I know why I’m in the backseat Black Commercial INT-COIN LAUNDRY-NIGHT Night before Mulligan is doing his laundry but looks a bit nervous almost like he is on the job staking out someone. Mulligan looks over his shoulder at a Asian man talking to Ciroc @Phil. As Mulligan is looking at them a woman in her 80’s catches his attention and he begins to focus on her. King can be heard in Mulligans earpiece. King Is Ciroc there? Mulligan Sure King Sure? Yes or fucking no Mulligan licking his lips Mulligan Yup King And he’s talking to that Asianic cocksucker? Mulligan MMMMM cock sucker King What the fuck? Mulligan Yes cocksucker King Okay, so we have probable cause that they are talking about the shit right? Mulligan Probably King Ok tell me when I bust in there and do my thing Mulligan begins to grind his groin against the washing machine as it does the wash Mulligan Wiiiiiillllllll dooooo King Are you having a stroke? Mulligan does not answer because he is too occupied at looking at the lady King MULLIGAN! No answer as Mulligans groans get louder King I know you can hear me! Mulligan gets closer to climax as the meeting between Ciroc and the Asianic cocksucker ends. They both leave the laundry mat. INT-CAR-NIGHT King spots the two leaving the laundry mat which makes him throw the 40 of OE on the ground outside the car King MULLIGAN! YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE GETTING AWAY INT-COIN LAUNDRY-NIGHT Mulligan COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!! King Too fucking late cock hole. Get your ass to the car. Surveillance ended due to incompetence. Mulligan looks at the old lady King NOW MULLIGAN! Mulligan But… but… my clothes! King Fuck em! BLACK Commercial INT-CAR-DAY Mulligan Laundry! And I’m sticking to it King Yeah after you were done you had to do some. Now we are nowhere closer to figure out what that noodle obsessed cock muncher Fong is up to. Thanks Mulligan! Mulligan When can I sit in the front? King When you do something right INT-FONGS THONGS-DAY Inside a lingerie store that is empty and probably even locked up tighter then Fort Knox the sounds of screaming and cheering can be heard. We follow a man to the back where he knocks on a steal door. He waits a second or few till a man opens sliding piece to see who it is. Guard Pongy Pongy Man Fongs Thongy The guard opens the door for the man. As we enter the backroom area we can see a bunch of Asian men playing Fong Pong which is like beer pong but played with noodle pots so it’s much easier and a lot dumber. As we pass them we enter a dimly lit room where naked girls are making what appears to be noodles as Fong sits at a table watching two other naked women count money. Fong grabs a noodle “brick” and breaks it on the table. He then leans down and snorts the powdered noodles. He sits back up straight and looks at the women to his left. Fong @tfong Quality control As we slowly pan away from Fong and the table we can now see other naked women turning cocaine into noodles. INT-CAR-DAY We now finally see that King and Mulligan are parked outside Fong’s Place. King is watching the door intently as Mulligan is in the backseat now handcuffed. Mulligan You know I can strangle you with these right? King You know I can shoot you right? Mulligan … good point Mulligan begins to text Emily his fiancée. King sees this and gets irritated King If you would focus more on your work and less on your slutty two bit girl maybe you spend less time in the backseat cuffed Mulligan Well… after the hot sauce, ball stomping, TV shooting Asian hostage situation… Flashback INT-FONG’S PARENT’S HOUSE-DAY King kicks open the door of the house of Fong’s father and rushes in with his gun raised. Mulligan follows behind. King Freeze! It’s the police! Mulligan This is a bad idea King Mulligan go sit in the car Mulligan No I should probably see what I am going to be lying about King Good thinking Mulli that’s why I keep you around King finds Fong’s parents watching TV with the volume all the way up because they are going deaf. King walks over to the tv and tries to talk to the father King What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? They don’t respond King I’m turning this shit off Fong’s parents seem to not care till King turns off the TV. Fongs father freaks out, gets up and grabs King by the head and begins to bang it off the top of the TV Fong’s daddy YOU… NO… TURN… TV… OFF At each pause Kings head bounces off the TV. The TV is now destroyed as the old man continues to beat King. King Mulligan! King gets hit in the gut King He is… The old man puts King in a sleeper hold King Stonger then he looks As King starts to pass out as he gasps “Help me Mulli” King is still getting the shit kicked out of him by Old Man Fong as Mulligan watches in horror. King What are you doing Mulligan? Mulligan stands there not moving King Help me! Mulligan reaches for something but before he can pull it out Fong’s mother attacks him with a flying leg kick to his head. Mulligan stumbles backwards and falls onto a glass table shattering it. Mulligan screams out in pain and shock. Momma Fong You pay! You pay for glass table Mulligan What? You attacked me! Momma Fong You pay and you pay now mista! Mulligan stands up as he pulls out a piece of glass from his hand which cause him to bleed onto the floor. Momma Fong freaks out seeing this and kicks him right in the balls. Mulligan drops to his knees in pain as he screams. BLACK Old Man Fong picks a up an eyedropper out of the bowl filled with red fluid Old Man Fong Now who wants some hot sauce in their eye? Old Man Fong goes to Mulligan and while his wife holds Mulligans eyes open he puts a drop in each eye which make Mulligan scream in pain. BLACK Mulligan I tend not to call Emily around you because I know how much you two do not like each other. Plus I rather not have her worry about me. King Nothing bad has ever happened to you under my watch Mulligan Hot Sauce Quick flashback to hot sauce King Don’t be a baby Mulligan Ball Stomping Quick flashback to ball stomping King Yesterday’s news Mulligan I was shot and you left me there to bleed out Flashback to Mulligan laying in the street holding his arm as he bleeds out. Mulligan is screaming for King to help but King is walking intently away from a burning Asian restaurant with a smile on his face. Back to inside the car. A car pulls out in front of Fong’s Place. This catches King’s attention. King MOTHER FUCKER! BLACK Commercial INT-CAR-DAY King now sees Ciroc getting out of the car and walking into the restaurant. Moments later the trunk opens and Dom @Green gets out of it and walks to the corner of the street. King MOTHER FUCKER! King gets out of the car and starts to run towards Dom at full speed. Mulligan is stuck in the car cuffed. Mulligan I guess I’ll just stay here Mulligan looks beside him like there is someone there Mulligan Good idea Mulligan I know. Thanks Mulli… Mulligan pauses for a second Mulligan Gan! BLACK Episode 1 finishes Episode 2 starting at 8PM EST tonight! For Ko Kane Edited October 9, 2017 by BluObieZ Baozi, Banackock, Tyler and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Moderator Baozi 1,635 Posted October 12, 2017 Head Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) Everyone knows you don't do your own product! c'mon! Other than that, yay im back in the business. I couldn't see any of the YT videos so im not sure what those add but otherwise looking forward the beginning of the season. Edited October 12, 2017 by tfong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 great stuff as always BobertZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,480 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 REVIEW: Hard to review these articles as I never read it before today, but nobody even tried to review it before me, so oh well, I'll do it. Lol at these old sadistic ass Chinese family, like they're another fight club fans or some like that? On 2017.10.9. at 12:09 AM, BluObieZ said: Ciroc Is it only me who thinks about vodka while seeing this word? lmao On 2017.10.9. at 12:09 AM, BluObieZ said: Mulligan licking his lips On 2017.10.9. at 12:09 AM, BluObieZ said: Mulligan MMMMM cock sucker On 2017.10.9. at 12:09 AM, BluObieZ said: Mulligan Yes cocksucker crine at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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