scoop 3,254 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 (edited) Because why not? Doesn't necessarily have to follow a "answer the last question, ask a new one" format. I'll start with a few ...be 4'0" or 7'6"? ...go deaf or blind? ...have a third arm or a third leg? ...have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral? ...for the rest of your life, have the hiccups or feel like you are about to sneeze without ever sneezing? ...fuck a dog but no one knows or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you did? Edited October 2, 2016 by Streetlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 26 minutes ago, Streetlight said: Because why not? Doesn't necessarily have to follow a "answer the last question, ask a new one" format. I'll start with a few ...be 4'0" or 7'6"? ...go deaf or blind? ...have a third arm or a third leg? ...have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral? ...for the rest of your life, have the hiccups or feel like you are about to sneeze without ever sneezing? ...fuck a dog but no one knows or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you did? 4'0 because fuck problems that come with height blind because i love music third arm because walking with 3 legs would probs be hard af no one at my funeral because it shows who really cares about to sneeze because hiccups are annoying af and my allergies already get me feeling like or make me sneeze a lot so nothing new not fuck a dog because who the fuck would? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Definitely no one showing up to the wedding, that shit is expensive. And if even the bride isn't there, well fuck it I'm off the hook now. Would you rather kill 1 child or Harambe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,254 Posted October 2, 2016 Author Share Posted October 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Higgins said: Would you rather kill 1 child or Harambe? Kill Harambe for the memes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 I'd put the kid down real quick then smoke a blunt with Harambe, BOOM, Banackock and Will 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgehog337 3,480 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, gorlab said: I'd put the kid down real quick then smoke a blunt with Harambe, I'd smoke a blunt with Harambe and kid and make a new meme. Edited October 2, 2016 by hedgehog337 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 hours ago, Streetlight said: ...be 4'0" or 7'6"? ...go deaf or blind? ...have a third arm or a third leg? ...have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral? ...for the rest of your life, have the hiccups or feel like you are about to sneeze without ever sneezing? ...fuck a dog but no one knows or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you did? 7'6", duh, I'll be the white fucking Yao Ming Deaf, I have a few deaf friends so they could teach me sign language or how to read lips. But you can't do sim leagues if you're blind I mean, I already have a third leg, so... probably wedding, I hate my gf's parents i guess hiccups....neither are appealing but I hate that sneeze feeling! fuck a dog and no one knows it. Public perception is everything JardyB10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 31 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: 7'6", duh, I'll be the white fucking Yao Ming Deaf, I have a few deaf friends so they could teach me sign language or how to read lips. But you can't do sim leagues if you're blind I mean, I already have a third leg, so... probably wedding, I hate my gf's parents i guess hiccups....neither are appealing but I hate that sneeze feeling! fuck a dog and no one knows it. Public perception is everything missed one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Higgins said: missed one I didn't miss nuffin! He only got 6 questions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 4 minutes ago, ADwyer87 said: I didn't miss nuffin! He only got 6 questions TheLastOlympian07 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,714 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 8 hours ago, Streetlight said: ...be 4'0" or 7'6"? ...go deaf or blind? ...have a third arm or a third leg? ...have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral? ...for the rest of your life, have the hiccups or feel like you are about to sneeze without ever sneezing? ...fuck a dog but no one knows or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you did? 4'0" because I feel like I could be an effective worker with a job that requires small heights Deaf, because my eyes would be able to pick things up + Sign language Third arm. Legs can make you run and the third arm can allow you to be in the Paralympics Wedding, who cares if its just you and your wife? The sneeze one Not a fuck a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 Idk bout that dog one man... Everyone in the world thinks you did bang a dog so you would probably go insane and end up in a mental hospital or everyone would think you are fucked and you couldn't convince anyone you didn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 11 hours ago, Mr. Jones said: not fuck a dog because who the fuck would? Apparently you, fucking sicko dog fucker. FacePuncher, scoop and Mr. Hickey 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted October 2, 2016 Share Posted October 2, 2016 7'4. Probably get more chicks that way. Blind if I could become the Daredevil. I guess deaf otherwise, although I already have kinda shitty hearing and it sucks dick. Third arm. That way I could conceal it and constantly masturbate without anyone knowing. Definitely wedding. I know I'd be dead and all, but no one at a funeral is profoundly sad. Take it easy, Satan. 100% fuck that dog. 100% kill Harambe, fuck that guy and fuck that meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,254 Posted October 3, 2016 Author Share Posted October 3, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Higgins said: Idk bout that dog one man... Everyone in the world thinks you did bang a dog so you would probably go insane and end up in a mental hospital or everyone would think you are fucked and you couldn't convince anyone you didn't do it. I ain't gonna fuck no dog though. If living in a world where everyone thinks I did was too hard, I could always just kill myself. At least I would do it knowing that I never fucked a dog. It's a messed up question, obviously. I think either way I end up with some psychological issues. Edited October 3, 2016 by Streetlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 34 minutes ago, Streetlight said: I ain't gonna fuck no dog though. If living in a world where everyone thinks I did was too hard, I could always just kill myself. At least I would do it knowing that I never fucked a dog. It's a messed up question, obviously. I think either way I end up with some psychological issues. Yeah, but then just to spite you, your epithet is going to be like, "Here lies Streetlight. We remember him fondly as that guy who loved fucking dogs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,617 Posted October 3, 2016 Share Posted October 3, 2016 Streety style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,254 Posted October 3, 2016 Author Share Posted October 3, 2016 13 hours ago, Higgins said: Streety style yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,254 Posted October 3, 2016 Author Share Posted October 3, 2016 Would you rather be able to communicate with animals or speak every human language? Would you rather know when you are going to die or how you are going to die? (this information cannot be used to prevent it; it will happen) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Depends on what being able to communicate with animals truly entails. If I can essentially blend myself into every animal culture and use them to my will, probably that one. If being able to communicate with them though just means that I know exactly that the lion is saying, "I AM ABOUT TO RIP YOUR FUCKING THROAT OUT AND EAT YOU!" moments before he rips my throat out and eats me, the human languages. Probably when. Then I know at least when I need to complete my bucket list by. Plus, if I chose "how" and the answer was, say, "getting hit by a bus," I'd basically be afraid to ever go outside again, and would be a shut-in until the day finally came where a bus came crashing through my house and killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 Would you rather never eat your favourite food ever again, or have to only eat it for the rest of your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,254 Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 1 minute ago, JardyB10 said: Would you rather never eat your favourite food ever again, or have to only eat it for the rest of your life? If my body would ignore the negative repercussions of eating nothing but ice cream, I would choose to eat nothing but ice cream. Cookies and cream ice cream to be more specific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JardyB10 4,834 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Streetlight said: If my body would ignore the negative repercussions of eating nothing but ice cream, I would choose to eat nothing but ice cream. Cookies and cream ice cream to be more specific. Let's say it can, but it doesn't ignore the fact you'll probably get sick of it eventually. Or the fact you have a real craving for sushi one week. Or in my case, a quarter of a year. Fucking shit I need to go for sushi this week before I kill myself! >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoop 3,254 Posted October 4, 2016 Author Share Posted October 4, 2016 Just now, JardyB10 said: Let's say it can, but it doesn't ignore the fact you'll probably get sick of it eventually. Or the fact you have a real craving for sushi one week. Or in my case, a quarter of a year. Fucking shit I need to go for sushi this week before I kill myself! >_< Of course we can't ignore the potential that I'll get sick of it. But I won't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,583 Posted October 4, 2016 Share Posted October 4, 2016 On 10/2/2016 at 7:42 AM, Streetlight said: Because why not? Doesn't necessarily have to follow a "answer the last question, ask a new one" format. I'll start with a few ...be 4'0" or 7'6"? ...go deaf or blind? ...have a third arm or a third leg? ...have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral? ...for the rest of your life, have the hiccups or feel like you are about to sneeze without ever sneezing? ...fuck a dog but no one knows or not fuck a dog but everyone thinks you did? 7'6'' so i could be a beast basketball player deaf cause it would be scary not to see third arm to be a beast basketball player wedding sneeze fuck the dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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