RadiatedGold

I haven't messed with this in over a year lol, what'd I do now?

G O A L O A L

ayy my first 2 point game

My dude is actually pretty decent...

I WANT TO DIE.

A S S I ST

mfw i get a goal

Ohohohoho, ya boi with an assist.

My second attempt with messing with Photoshop, includes more filters and text. I based most of this on Bushito's design on Kesingston PC, including the picture size.

Thanks man. I appreciate it, I honestly didn't know that you could mess with the text if you rasterized it or whatever, just learned that today.

Thanks babe

Welp, first goal first game, time to put up the skates boys.

Oh shit my boi Kirk is on the second line? ayy

C H A R L E S TO N H O C K E Y N E W S I S S U E N O . 1 On August 12th, 2017 our very own Charlestonite, Kirk Lazarus was given several offers to join the Victory Hockey League Minors, or the VHLM for short. A small stepping stone for many aspiring hockey players before the pros. Lazarus has had a short hockey career playing only at the high school level for only 3 of the 4 years. He's shown great promise over the years, receiving attention from other minor league scouts as well as scouts from the NCAA. Yesterday Lazarus, made that leap forward and joined the ranks of the Las Vegas Aces. The Aces made it to the finals back to back, winning the championship during their first appearance. Hopes are high for Lazarus and our local hockey community in Charleston. Just last week a going away party was held for Lazarus prior to him making a decision on his future, family, friends and all to send him off. At the party the young Lazarus proposed to his girlfriend of 3 years. The future of Kirk Lazarus seems bright and we wish him the best of luck on his journey to the VHL, and include him in our prayers. We'd also like to include that us at home our routing for the Las Vegas Aces. Good luck, Kirk.

My very first attempt with messing with Photoshop doing hockey related things.

Davos 4-3

thanks bb

C H I L D H O O D Kirk Lazarus was born in Goose Creek, South Carolina. He didn't grow up with a rich family, nor a poor one. Son to a single father in the Air Force. And proud owner of a little golden retriever. Living in the south, Kirk grew playing football and baseball, and in the distant future wrestling. Hockey wasn't even a thought to him. Kirk grew up like every other kid in the South. Learned how to hunt, fish, go camping and every once in a while help his dad out with the car. Kirk was into video games too, eventually video games would lead him to the internet. He didn't find much time for the internet, but when he did he would play some sort of online game like Runescape. (He wouldn't know it at the time but he'd waste a lot of time on that game). His homepage was Yahoo, and on there he would read the headlines on current events and the such. It was here when he learned about the mysterious green men of the now defunct Vancouver Canucks. He learned of their cup run, and their success throughout the regular season. Interested? No. Not at all. He turned off the computer and went outside to play with his buddies. Kirk and I would go through our child hood mostly playing outside playing kickball or frisbee. Sometimes going around the neighborhood shooting Nerf guns at each other and making elaborate situations out of them. Video gaming would become more and more frequent now. Travel baseball became a thing for Kirk, starting pitcher and sometimes 2nd base. He'd never admit it but he didn't really like baseball, he did did it just for his dad. H I G H S C H O O L Going through middle school, Kirk was one of the more popular kids in his year. He played sports, girls loved athletes. Kirk Lazarus was the guy "supposedly" named after Robert Downey Jr.'s character in Tropic Thunder. That was one of his pet peeves going through adolescence. Lazarus was an alright student. Wasn't the smartest but he did fine. Kirk would take college level courses and didn't have any serious thoughts about college. He thought about the military a few times, his dad turned out alright after his 20 years. Retire at 38, monthly retirement checks, sweet military perks like the GI Bill etc. Kirk had stopped playing baseball for a while, actually quit during spring practice to much everyone's surprise. Played as a tight end freshman year during high school, Kirk ended up going all the way to the state championships, but got blown out of water by his rival school. Losing hurts, and so did playing football. Hockey still wasn't really a thing yet. His school didn't actually have hockey funded by the school. Hockey was actually a club, a club where you would pay $500 to play. Kirk didn't really have much money anyways because of all of his football equipment. He didn't really have any money to begin with. His cleats actually belonged to his neighbor who had outgrown them, boy did they smell like ass. The hockey club's season was only about 16 games, not too much. They played every Friday night at the Ice Palace and practiced every weekend. Conditioning every Saturday, and some technical stuff on Sunday. You're probably wondering why Kirk decided to join the hockey club. Well why does anyone do anything at all? It was for a girl. There was this fine ass Canadian girl who came to his school during the end of his freshman year. It's funny cause she's got this weird accent, and she can't say "about", and anything with the letter "O" sounded funny. She really likes hockey and playing soccer. Kirk decided that hockey was probably the lesser evil. He had this slight disdain for one of the guys on the soccer team, guy was in his English class in fourth period, super annoying. Her name was Molly, and she used to be a midfielder for soccer at her old school. She likes to watch One Tree Hill and shows like Grey's Anatomy. Sometimes they would study together, they of course would get sidetracked a little bit and the conversation would be about hockey or something. She used to be a Habs fan before the NHL disappeared from the face of the Earth. Kirk told her something stupid. He told her that he played hockey, and he damn well didn't. But he'd learn for her. Skating was the hard part, or maybe it wasn't. I actually don't know. I know that Kirk was skating every morning down at the rink, about a hour a day. He did it for a while, a long while. I think he hired a skating coach at some point too, but then I moved away for a year. By the time I came back he was probably the best skater I had ever seen, Molly and him were dating and he was was the captain of the school's club. He had gotten a bit bigger too, I like to joke about him getting fatter, but he could probably kill me with one punch. Watching him play was a whole other story though, I watched him in the season opener during junior year record 4 goals. It was wild, I was screaming and the small crowd was going in too. I thought it was going to be a lot more violent, Kirk only had one hit or two hits throughout the game. It's whatever though. By the time junior year was over, Kirk had set some crazy records at the high school level and was having meetings with college scouts and offers from the USHL like every day. And by the time senior year was over, he had broke his own records and received a few offers from the VHLM. I'm pretty sure he was going straight into the VHLM and skip college altogether. And I was just sitting around playing video games planning on joining the Air Force like his dad, I didn't really want to go to school either. After graduation, Kirk moved to Nevada, I didn't know it at the time but he accepted an offer from the Las Vegas Aces. I think he actually proposed to Molly around the same time. I'm not sure he's been pretty hush hush about it. Me and the guys like to dog on him about it, and I mean we're teenagers why are you getting engaged and all that? I love Molly and all that, but I think it might be a mistake, I don't know. But here I am, being his biographer and he's making millions... I really, really hope he pays me for doing this.

Shut up baby, I know it.

Kirk Lazarus signs with

R O O K I E P R O F I L E Kirk Lazurus is one of the many young prospects of the American Southeast, aspiring to play in the Victory Hockey League (VHL). Lazarus stands over 6 feet tall and over 200lbs. Born and raised in the small city of Goose Creek, South Carolina, Lazarus stood unchallenged playing against his peers throughout his young hockey career, however could that change? P R O S S K A T I N G Living close to the Carolina Ice Palace, Kirk found himself grinding day in and day out, despite his larger body type and weight, Kirk was one of the top skaters in the state of South Carolina. Kirk knows that cracking a spot on the team will require further nights at the rink. S H O O T I N G Being one of the faster skaters on the team also meant that Kirk was destined to become a great goal scorer. Being from the South, not a lot of people could skate, or shoot. Lazarus had to learn how to do both. Slotted on to the top power play unit for his school, Lazarus possesses a powerful slap shot for those well timed one-timers. Lazarus was often dubbed as the "American Sniper" by his team mates back home. P U C K H A N D L I N G A greater skater and shooter, Lazarus has some smooth hands. Often thrown on to the top of the coach's shootout list, Lazarus was one of the decent puck handlers on the team. Although not the best dangler, his speed and shooting skills quite often make up for the fact. It's been rumored that Lazarus finds him self practicing with a can opener and thumb tacks, no one really knows for sure what he does during practice, but he seems to improve more and more. C O N S D E F E N S E As I've mentioned many times of Kirk being from the South, Kirk is a pretty big boy. Well so were a lot of the guys on the team. Kirk being the most specialized on offense got to play as a forward. Well really anyone that could skate well was a forward. Coach's plan was to just throw the bigger guys on defense who couldn't skate worth a damn. Watching Kirk I don't think I've ever seen him try to block a shot, probably to avoid injuries and what not and that beautiful face of his. C H E C K I N G Well Kirk ain't no sissy now, but there's always the possibility of getting hurt by being physical, or a giant hit that looks like a penalty. It's not like that have high-def. cameras at the high school level. Besides there's always players for that. But now with the possibility of playing with the big boys, Kirk's got to throw the body around a bit more to prove that he's here to stay. P A S S I N G Well don't tell anybody I said this, but Kirk is kind of a giant puck hog. It's not like it's his fault that there isn't a ton of experience hockey players on his team. His line consisted of a guy who's pretty decent at face-offs, and the small freshman who wanted to play high school sports. His defensemen hanging by the blue line? Non existent, those guys can barely skate. The rest of the team is more or less the same as his line. But who else is he going to pass the puck to? We're hoping his time playing high school hockey hasn't damaged his play-making abilities too much.

Oh shit should've read, disregard all that hooplah.

I can take away from default attributes right?

Yeah I saw your character Bo Boeser, I had a good chuckle over that. I'm modeling the hell out of Brock Boeser right now.

Hey quick question while I kind of have you, is it too late to redistribute my attribute points?