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Bojo

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Bojo last won the day on March 2 2015

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    Coca Cola
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  • Location
    South Carolina

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  1. oh wow these are easier than i thought
  2. damn that cola is sexy.
  3. It was like 5 guys tops complaining about it.
  4. Any chance Moscow could trade Cola to a playoff team? I'd like to see him have one last shot at it.
  5. Wait, what happened. When did I start complaining. oh jeeplez quoted the wrong post. what a nub.
  6. Bratislava Ottawa Saskatoon
  7. I used to get a "We're better than you" vibe from this place when I first joined. I can't remember specific posts, but it did feel like a bit of elitism. Since i came back, I haven't gotten that impression. I like my Bern LR and people seem pretty chill.
  8. If I found out I would have titled it "Found out why Jala blows" jeeeeez The first questions we must ask is not what and why but instead who and when. Then maybe how much.
  9. Victor is short for Victory because he always comes up just short of it.
  10. bruh. (dat coca cola tho)
  11. I was running dry of ideas to write about, sorry.
  12. The Bern Royals have been royally sucking hard this season, but that doesn't stop young Joe Shenanigans from finding out why that's the case. Well, he actually already knows why (spoilers: Jala), but he wants do go deeper (like Jala's mom) to find out just how so much stank can be within one person. As we all know, Zoidberg was a man of communism and animal sacrifice. Doughty, on the other tentacle, is a lot more calm and reserved. It's not obviously known what is wrong with him, yet it's clear as day that something is wrong. Royals Research has invested in the Holo Lens technology to try and simulate what Jala goes through every day. After studying him for a couple of weeks scientists discovered his odd random flailing as if he was dodging something. They presented us with an example of what he sees every day: Therapy did not work, so he's currently on his existing medication of cocaine "secretly" stuffed in his hockey stick. Sure, it's caused at least 12 injuries, but it's safer than nothing. Speaking of which, if you have seen Jala recently, please tell him that we found his stick and we're all very sorry for taking it. #Bojala @Jala
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