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Since he is starring at not playing hockey for the next season and half or whatever it is. Ko Kane is now going to focus on other things that are near and dear to his heart. What is that? you ask. Well if you thought SWC3 was obsessed with cocaine, Ko Kane the man that changed his name from Dillion Strong to Ko Kane lives cocaine. If doctors would do tests on his body composition they would surely see that it is made out of mostly cocaine. 

 

But now that he 100% refuses to sign with, get drafted by and play for any VHLM team Ko Kane is going to be focusing on his next project. Developing a 61 foot ladder that will scale Donald Trump's purposed border wall. Ko Kane runs the largest drug cartel in the world called "Monos asesino" which roughly translates to "Killer Monkeys" and they are doing just fine tunneling under the current border or just using cocaine running speed boats and submarines. But he wants to prove that even a 60 foot wall would mean shit all to him and his cartel. Donald who heard what Ko Kane had to say responded to him on twitter "That wall will be massive like my hands. They are #huge. You will have to be in #space #NASA to see over it. not getting over it. #MAGA" Ko Kane responded "Then i will go under like your hand up a girls skirt #grabembythepussy" Trump simply called him "#Fake" 

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So making Ko Kane at the deadline, holding out of signing as a waiver pickup, holding out of all S56 whichever VHLM team drafts you, and get drafted in S57 by a VHL team and start your career then?

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2 hours ago, punkhippie said:

So making Ko Kane at the deadline, holding out of signing as a waiver pickup, holding out of all S56 whichever VHLM team drafts you, and get drafted in S57 by a VHL team and start your career then?

Pretty much

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