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VHLM Playoffs without Las Vegas, Oslo and Saskatoon!

 

This is the first season that the VHLM has played with just 5 junior teams in a single division. Due to this there are a lot of changes in terms of schedule. The biggest change however is that the top three teams are no longer playing in the post season. It is just the Yukon Rush and Ottawa Lynx who seem to have qualified. To clarify the situation we talk to the  VHLM Commissioners Frank and Banackock.

 

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Hey guys, nice to have you here to clarify what is happening with the playoffs. People are surprised why the top 3 teams aren’t playing

Frank: Well, you see the schedule right. We start with two games of Ottawa at home and then we play in Yukon. The other three teams do not have games planned. So indeed, they are not playing. It is not rocket science. The teams that have games scheduled play in the playoffs. The teams that do not have games scheduled do not play. How hard can it be, stupid!

 

Uhmm, you do realize that usually the top teams play the playoffs?

Banackock:  Step aside Frank, I’ll handle this.

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You say top teams should play in the playoffs, but I think you are just giving us fake news. We all know that for example the manager of the Las Vegas Aces is away on family business. Would he do that if the playoffs were ongoing? Of course not. He knows the season is over and that the remaining teams are playing their games. There is no mention of them having a game planned. Look at the schedule. Do YOU see a game for the top 3 teams? No, that means that there are none. The winner of the VHLM will be decided by playing out the remaining games and whoever wins that series, wins the league.

 

Guys, are you really that stupid? The best teams should be playing for the victory, not the teams with the worst record?

 

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Frank: Fake, totally fake. When will you people learn to read the schedule. We have games between Ottawa, O-T-T-A-W-A and Yukon, that’s Y-U-K-O-N. Here I spelled it out for you. It’s not L-A-S-V-E-G-A-S, S-A-S-K-A-T-O-O-N or O-S-L-O. It’s really not that hard, there is a reason that we are the commissioners and you are just a bad reporter. Are there any nice reporters here with good questions? We have heard enough of this idiot.

Banackock: Let’s give up Frank, they just don’t seem to get it. These reporters these days can’t even read a schedule, let’s wait for the Fox News conference, they at least have people that can read and follow our statements blindly.

 

Let’s get out of here. We are not getting through to them, this league is doomed with them leading it. Let’s hope that with the next elections, we can get someone with working brains again.

 

 

 

Disclaimer: none of the quotes represent the actual sayings of the commissioners, these are just alternative facts. 

 

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