CowboyinAmerica 2,708 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Saskatoon -- Adjusting to the VHLM is not particularly easy for many rookies, but often, the issue comes on the ice. That doesn't seem to be the case for Gabriel McAllister, however, who has already put up 10 goals and 6 assists in 15 games. Instead, the issues for the winger have come off the ice, particularly after a recent team trip to Las Vegas. Sources say that following a Wild 3-1 loss to the Aces, McAllister and few teammates went out to the Hustler Club off the Las Vegas Strip to blow off steam. Reportedly, a stripper at the establishment who goes by the stage name "Candy" enticed the young McAllister to use his teeth to grab a lollipop stuck inside of her lower regions, a request which he obliged. Some indeterminate time later, McAllister was treated for what is being called "food poisoning" at a local Las Vegas hospital. "Yeah, I guess I'm feeling better," McAllister told reporters upon arriving back in Canada. "Still feeling a bit queasy though. I feel like that might not have been one of my best ideas." According to team doctors, McAllister should be feeling better in time for the playoffs. The team, though, likely echoes the statement that McAllister had as he left the press conference in Saskatoon: "Fuck Vegas." Corco and Gudnason 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,708 Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 IRL, stripper part's not real, but I did spend five hours yesterday in a Vegas ER with food poisoning. God I hate that city so much. (And I'll have to be back in August for work again.) BOOM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gudnason 607 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 26 minutes ago, CowboyinAmerica said: IRL, stripper part's not real, but I did spend five hours yesterday in a Vegas ER with food poisoning. God I hate that city so much. (And I'll have to be back in August for work again.) Oh shit get well soon. But after you get well go find a stripper lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowboyinAmerica 2,708 Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, punkhippie said: Oh shit get well soon. But after you get well go find a stripper lol Hah, appreciated. After leaving the hospital I went straight to the airport though - missed my initial flight back to Minnesota while in the ER, but Delta was nice enough to put me on a red-eye for free. Just wanted to be home. Gudnason 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,408 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I still remember my very first breakfast burrito from Wendy's at JFK. It was my last Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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