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April 5th, 2017 will be a sad day as the promising goalkeeper from Hong Kong passed away in a tragic air accident. Clarence Fong was onboard a private charter plane from his off-season home in Los Angeles heading towards Ottawa to finalize his paperwork when his plane crashed in the deserts outside of Las Vegas. The cause of the crash is unknown at this time and autopsies are scheduled to take place soon. Details on his memorial service will also be announced later.

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Hey look, he didn't become an instant hall of gamer, who ever would have guessed that.

 

Did making an eternal backup just lose its flair or were you worried about getting too close to leaving the VHLM?

 

P.S why would they perform autopsies? Pretty sure the cause of death was being on a plane that fell out of the sky. They should probably focus on the reason the plane went down.

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3 minutes ago, Beketov said:

Hey look, he didn't become an instant hall of gamer, who ever would have guessed that.

 

Did making an eternal backup just lose its flair or were you worried about getting too close to leaving the VHLM?

 

P.S why would they perform autopsies? Pretty sure the cause of death was being on a plane that fell out of the sky. They should probably focus on the reason the plane went down.

 

"...when his plane crashed in the deserts outside of Las Vegas."

 

Initial reports are that @BobertZ hired someone to shoot the plane down.

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Just now, punkhippie said:

 

"...when his plane crashed in the deserts outside of Las Vegas."

 

Initial reports are that @BobertZ hired someone to shoot the plane down.

I caught that but it still doesn't explain autopsies. Those are performed to establish cause of death. It was a plane crash, cause of death is obvious. Investigating the cause of the "accident" sure but no need for autopsies.

 

Unless of course @BobertZ was aboard the plane all along, drugged everyone on board with massive piles of cocaine and then parachuted to the top of a casino for his hooker and blow party. Then autopsies might be needed I suppose...Actually I like this theory.

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3 minutes ago, punkhippie said:

 

"...when his plane crashed in the deserts outside of Las Vegas."

 

Initial reports are that @BobertZ hired someone to shoot the plane down.

I may or may not have shot the plane down. Vegas is a no fly zone don't you know 

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Just now, Beketov said:

I caught that but it still doesn't explain autopsies. Those are performed to establish cause of death. It was a plane crash, cause of death is obvious. Investigating the cause of the "accident" sure but no need for autopsies.

 

Unless of course @BobertZ was aboard the plane all along, drugged everyone on board with massive piles of cocaine and then parachuted to the top of a casino for his hooker and blow party. Then autopsies might be needed I suppose...Actually I like this theory.

 

Hey, give the break a guy who failed Socials 11 and English 12 multiple times a break. I'm not in the death-related or emergency services industry.

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1 minute ago, Beketov said:

I caught that but it still doesn't explain autopsies. Those are performed to establish cause of death. It was a plane crash, cause of death is obvious. Investigating the cause of the "accident" sure but no need for autopsies.

 

Unless of course @BobertZ was aboard the plane all along, drugged everyone on board with massive piles of cocaine and then parachuted to the top of a casino for his hooker and blow party. Then autopsies might be needed I suppose...Actually I like this theory.

Are you calling me a coked up DB Cooper?

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6 minutes ago, BobertZ said:

Are you calling me a coked up DB Cooper?

I feel as if it wouldn't bother you if I was haha

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Sorry @JardyB10, I appreciate you taking me in the draft but it was a risk like any other pick. I was ready to give Ottawa a shot but looked through your roster and they consisted of:

 

A) inactives

B) barely actives whose post count is <100 who probably just logged on because they were tagged from being drafted and got a email

C) Project Two players who are still stuck on 30 TPE

D) Clarence Fong

 

So all I want to do is win, and that doesn't look it will happen much in Ottawa. I'm sure you'll still make the playoffs, but hey, at least you got Fong instead of OTT G for the remainder of the season. Wish your team the best of luck :cheers: 

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1 minute ago, Tyler said:

why didnt you just ask for a trade?

This

 

Its the VHLM, trades happen all he time to send people to contending teams. Plus it's the bloody minors, even if you don't have an amazing season your stats honestly don't matter anyway.

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2 minutes ago, Tyler said:

why didnt you just ask for a trade?

 

Because I was planning on backstopping a team to the Cup and beat Vegas but after the draft played out I guess I really underestimated Vegas. Looks like Zimmers isn't bullshitting for once haha. And I don't want to be backup to Von Axelberry so I will just make a center which looks like something Vegas is short of at the moment.

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2 minutes ago, Beketov said:

This

 

Its the VHLM, trades happen all he time to send people to contending teams. Plus it's the bloody minors, even if you don't have an amazing season your stats honestly don't matter anyway.

 

For someone who's barely cracked the big leagues in 50 seasons, the VHLM is everything

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3 minutes ago, punkhippie said:

 

Because I was planning on backstopping a team to the Cup and beat Vegas but after the draft played out I guess I really underestimated Vegas. Looks like Zimmers isn't bullshitting for once haha. And I don't want to be backup to Von Axelberry so I will just make a center which looks like something Vegas is short of at the moment.

 

seems like a giant waste of time/trust but good luck

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Just now, Tyler said:

 

seems like a giant waste of time/trust but good luck

Lol this isn't the same Tyler as it was from ten years ago. What's another season for someone who has been waiting forever to play in the big leagues.

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