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Strange Tinder Experiences Thread


Jericho

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Most of us have at one point or another engaged in the game of swipes.

 

My strangest one involved a girl who recognized me from work (I'd served her and her sister a few times). We met up at a park and went for a walk with her and her dog, and before long we headed back to her place to partake in some marijuana (I had a brief stint with the pot that summer). We hooked up that night and did so a few more times until one time she decided that it would be fun to bring a knife into the bedroom, thinking it would be sexy for some reason. At this point I decided that I didn't really want any dismemberment with my sex and attempted to excuse myself from the situation. This was easier said than done as I was a little bit handcuffed to the nightstand. Long story short I did talk my way out of the situation and luckily have not seen the girl since.

 

Also where the Tinder gods taketh away, they occasionally giveth, as the next girl I talked to is my current lady. She's great, and hasn't even a little bit tried to stab me yet.

 

Anyone else have any good stories?

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That is a great thread, but I figured this one could be more of a community thing. Kyle did some great work but I'm sure everyone has some weird stories. Plus not everything weird always happens in text form.

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I've only met three girls from Tinder thus far and they have all been pleasant enough, though I've only kept seeing two of them. I had one over for the day yesterday and she's a bit of a character. Often makes inappropriate jokes, comments, and non-sequiturs. For example, one time a friend of hers asked to take nude photos of her for an art project. The pictures are super tasteful and are mostly just zooms on her shoulder blades and other such things, and the photographer's girlfriend was there too to make it less weird, and they gave her some booze for her services. So I have her over, and she's meeting my brother for the first time, and they're on the subject of everyone's innocence or lack thereof, and she tells him, "No, I'm not that innocent, I once agreed for a dude to take naked pictures of me for a case of beer." I laughed because I knew the full story, but you could tell my brother was thinking like, "Wow, this girl's kind of fucked."

 

We also watched porn for the lulz earlier that day, so he wasn't entirely wrong.

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Aaaaaaand now I watched porn for the lulz with the other Tinder girl I'm seeing. I'm beginning to think girls just love watching porn with people but they're too embarrassed to admit it.

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1 hour ago, JardyB10 said:

Aaaaaaand now I watched porn for the lulz with the other Tinder girl I'm seeing. I'm beginning to think girls just love watching porn with people but they're too embarrassed to admit it.

wth

 

Also is anybody else having trouble logging in? I need to get my daily swipes in.

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1 hour ago, Higgins said:

Honestly my tinder box gets a decent amount of use but I'm only lvl 54 fire making, I'll work on it later but right now I'm trying to get my wood cutting up to 60 so I can cut yews outside the varrock castle.

 

 

nailed it.

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On 10/23/2016 at 7:35 PM, Jericho said:

Dude tell them in your profile how godly you are at Megaman X. I was like 30% willing to bone you from that and I'm straight as an arrow...

 

:fuckvas:

Oh yeah good idea! I'll go add that right away. 

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So, is this effective for having like, relationships? I'm not really looking for anything serious or long term, just someone to talk to, cuddle, and fuck. Now that I'm single I'm realizing how much time I spend talking to my gf and I need someone to step into that role. And hey, don't got to be loyal no more, so might as well get the physical perks too!

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1 minute ago, ADwyer87 said:

So, is this effective for having like, relationships? I'm not really looking for anything serious or long term, just someone to talk to, cuddle, and fuck. Now that I'm single I'm realizing how much time I spend talking to my gf and I need someone to step into that role. And hey, don't got to be loyal no more, so might as well get the physical perks too!

 

it's like 99% random hoes but i met my girlfriend through it.

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