Banackock

I got a Lenovo laptop a couple years ago. This fucking thing took 3 months to finally arrive at my door. I swear my laptop had traveled most of the world before I finally received it. Every day I would punch in the numbers on the shipping website to track this dang globe trotting laptop. From Hong Kong, to Shanghai, to Korea, into Russia, then making a stop in fucking Alaska. Next stop Canada right? Fuck no. This little bastard of a laptop wanted to tour the mainland United States first. After what I assume was a guided tour of the greatest American sights, it ends up in Pennsylvania. I expected this would take one week max to ship to me, three months later it finally arrives in Canada. This laptop has seen more of the world than 99% of people ever will.

Why the hell did you order it from Asia?

I bought on brand new Dell last year for a few grand because I needed a new editing laptop... Well. I didn't really track it. After about a month I checked the tracking number it said "error cannot find" after a few attempts I called Canada post... they told me the truck carrying it caught fire in BC and everything was lost. I asked why wasn't I informed. They said fell should have. So I called sell and they blamed Canada post. I asked so what about my laptop. Well after another 2 weeks of being dicked around and me threatening to sue they got money from Canada post. They sent a laptop and promised it quick. Well... the truck was broken into... long story short had to wait 4 more weeks for a 3rd laptop