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The TPE arguments are invalid. You guys were only at that TPE level on the Monday update, which was already way after the series was started, what league have you ever been in where players have had their attributes updated in the sim midway through the series? On the opposite side of that, we're both still missing several updates from the July 17th update that probably should be in the sim by now and, from the amount of TPE involved in those updates, the only benefitors of adding those updates would be Las Vegas. The only problem here is the Quik issue, which would help if people like @Higgins and @Frank were a bit more transparent as to what happened there instead of being very vague on the whole thing. I only got my guys in the sim once I'd sent a PM to Higgins, so the question is when was this PM sent to get @Quik in the game. I'd always been under the impression that given that you'd never requested Quik locker room permissions in the GM forum that you probably hadn't PMed Higgins about the signing as he has requested. What needs to be made clear is what happened with the PM, although I can't believe you're single handedly delaying the process of the developmental league of all things for this.

Good luck the rest of the way Aces

Even if I were not on Vegas, at this point I would want the aces to win just to prove how fickle and random the engine is anyway

If we go on size aka how much net they could cover Skye wins. It surrounds the entire earth, which is bigger than the moon. If it wasn't for the Earth's gravitational pull the moon would of just flew into the sun and ceased to exist by now.

VS.

A re sim would be a stupid idea. If we re sim this we need to re sim the season 1 finals when Scotty rigged it,. Frank made a mistake. Shit happens. Move on. and fwiw if they do re sim they re sim it's not a big deal to me, but I feel like it would be illogical to do that. Has a re sim ever happened before?

Ugh we need to be better against USA G

Oskar Ingolfsson had this to say about his role on Team Europe: “I am super excited to get an opportunity to play on this team. Right now I am playing 3rd line center, which is not my standard position at right wing, but it’s still an exciting new opportunity I am relishing. So far I have been playing within my own game well and delivering when I need to. In the first game against Team World I was a -1 but I did have 1 hit, and for having no skills in faceoffs I still managed to win 4/10 faceoffs. In the second game I began to get my feet underneath of me more and I managed 3 hits with 2 PIMS and 7 out of 15 draws. I would like to see my +/- get a little better, but right now I am doing exactly what I want to inside of my game with all of the physical play.”

Well that's depressing.

Oslo obviously. Also classic Eggy making it about himself

Yes everyone was updated in sim before the last game

Isn't this based on Monday's update? Have our players been updated in the sim since Monday?

Instead for continuing to delay the league even longer, why don't you just PM Higgins your line changes with @Quik in (That's what I did every time I got a new player in for his first sim) and then @Higgins can change one of OSL D to Quiks starting attributes (50 puck handling, 60 passing) and then we can actually get this thing moving. There's no need to wait till the players added to the sim

You suck. That is how.

We've already delayed enough for this non issue lol

Game can't be summed until Johnson is created and I get off work and do lines. If both of those happen tonight so be it, if both happen tomorrow night so be it.

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I love the play by play man! Two shots on goal for me but 0/2 in the FO circle is not acceptable! What does the SB,GA,TA mean?

Lets just sim the game.... whoever wins wins and people will be butthurt on both sides no mater what, its an even series lets not hold anything up.

Volkov Nears End of Contract With Calgary Despite just making the Calgary Wranglers at the end of this season after a call up from the Las Vegas Aces, Wranglers defenseman Luca Volkov is entering his final season with the club. Calgary has trusted the process for long enough and now needs to make the jump into being contenders with several teams looking to rebuild and start over once again. The question is, if Calgary is unable to jump into the fold of competitive teams; will Volkov re-sign with the club that has been more than patient with his development? Going forward the Wranglers expect Felix Savard and Luca Volkov to be their top pairing, but if Volkov decides he wouldn't want to play second fiddle to Savard he could easily walk at the end of Season 56 and have a ton of suitors looking for his talents. We'll see where things develop as the off-season gets under way in the coming week.

Personally, it's not about being updated. Even with 30 TPE, I would have been better than a CPU D-man, and I signed before Szat did, which is why it was confusing that the new signings got added for other teams, but I wasn't added to the sim. I can understand @Bushito being pissed, especially if it was a commissioner error (Way to go @Frank), because it is an unfair disadvantage to play shorthanded when you've done pretty much everything you were supposed to (except add me to the LR, but that's a different issue :P). I can also understand the sentiment from others saying one player wouldn't make a difference. At the end of the day, you never really know what would have changed. Assuming rosters were as they were supposed to be for Game 1, it's possible either team would already be through to the Finals. Either way, there's really no right answer, if there's a re-sim and Oslo wins, Vegas will have gripes, and it will probably fuck up the other series and playoff scoring. If there's no re-sim, Oslo clearly has gripes, and they'd continue into the finals if there was a win. Hell, if there's a re-sim with rosters updated, which I'm sure Vegas would push for, then is that fair to the other teams who didn't get updated before the playoffs started? Whatever decision @Higgins makes, I just hope it comes sooner, rather than later. At this point, getting this series, and then the finals, finished and into the off-season is probably more important than which team is getting screwed worse in this deal.

go meutes yayaya

This seems fun

Okay so we'd win in 5.

I've got the template for that. Need business cards? I have that as well

Yuck can't let Mr Inactive win.

When you just drop straight facts, cuz your pissed off at whiners

Komarov 25TPE Gunder 134 TPE Denning 14TPE Louth 46TPE Broduer 44TPE Jones 39TPE Sztowski 16TPE Aces updates missing Oslo missing updates Johnson 104TPE Kensignton 42TPE But ya that one change will make all the difference :/ Oslo is totally getting fuck LMFAO imagine if we actually were updated? Whats that oh like 150+ more TPE were missing. GET THE HELL OVER IT. Theres one game to play, ive seen bigger upsets.

SUMMARY (link is broken) Team Asia vs Team USA Created - Wednesday, July 26, 2017 at 19:47 Simulating a Pre-Season Goals 1 2 3 T Team Asia 1 0 0 1 Team USA 6 4 0 10 Shots 1 2 3 T Team Asia 3 8 8 19 Team USA 21 18 6 45 1st period 1. Team USA , Bo Boeser 1 (Michael Kinkaid 1, Dexter Lane 1) at 4:31 2. Team Asia , Shin Watanabe 1 (David Ng 1, Sakamoto Tetsuya 2) at 12:16 3. Team USA , Jake Scheel 1 (Bo Boeser 1, Gabriel McAllister 1) at 12:58 4. Team USA , Bo Boeser 2 (Gabriel McAllister 2, Michael Kinkaid 2) at 14:23 (PP) 5. Team USA , Jake Scheel 2 (Peter Quill 1) at 14:57 (PP) 6. Team USA , Bo Boeser 3 (Michael Kinkaid 3) at 16:23 7. Team USA , Jeff Gow 1 (The Process 1, Peter Quill 2) at 16:57 Penalties : Dexter Lane (USA) for Roughing (Minor) at 0:30, Karen Mak (ASI) for Interference (Minor) at 8:17, Sergei Komarov (ASI) for Hooking (Minor) at 14:01, Franky Kalashnikova (ASI) for Hooking (Minor) at 14:37, Shiro (ASI) for Holding (Minor) at 17:03, Peter Quill (USA) for Interference (Minor) at 18:47 2nd period 8. Team USA , Bo Boeser 4 (Gabriel McAllister 3, Michael Kinkaid 4) at 2:51 9. Team USA , Bo Boeser 5 (Jake Scheel 1, Dexter Lane 2) at 3:59 10. Team USA , Peter Quill 1 (Jeff Gow 1) at 8:13 11. Team USA , Peter Quill 2 (Ko Kane 1, Jake Scheel 2) at 11:15 (PP) Penalties : Sakamoto Tetsuya (ASI) for Tripping (Minor) at 11:01, Ko Kane (USA) for Slashing (Double Minor) at 11:35, Casey Jones (USA) for Slashing (Minor) at 13:38 3rd period No Goal Penalties : Bo Boeser (USA) for Hooking (Minor) at 0:09, Gabriel McAllister (USA) for High sticking (Minor) at 5:07, The Process (USA) for Interference (Minor) at 17:29, Michael Kinkaid (USA) for Tripping (Minor) at 17:38 Goalie Stats Rennie Bacani (ASI), 9 saves from 15 shots - (0.600), L, 1-1-0, 16:57 minutes β-ASI G1 (ASI), 26 saves from 30 shots - (0.867), 43:03 minutes β-USA G1 (USA), 18 saves from 19 shots - (0.947), W, 1-0-0, 60:00 minutes Players Stats for Team Asia Player Name G A P +/- PIM S H SB GA TA FO MP PP MP PK MP ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ahn Jung-Seong 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 1 0 0 0/0 7:53 0:00 2:46 Carlo Capitulo 0 0 0 -2 0 0 1 0 0 0 3/10 15:59 0:31 0:48 Daniel Yip 0 0 0 -4 0 2 2 0 0 0 1/3 19:44 7:40 0:14 David Ng 0 1 1 -2 0 0 0 2 0 0 0/0 9:18 0:00 0:00 Drahoslav Detlev 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0/0 7:00 0:00 1:53 Franky Kalashnikova 0 0 0 -4 2 0 1 0 0 0 0/0 10:51 0:00 0:00 Ho Lee Fook 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 2 0 0 0/0 24:56 6:11 2:32 Igor Mjers 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0/0 24:17 6:11 1:53 Karen Mak 0 0 0 -2 2 1 0 1 0 0 6/18 20:46 7:09 0:00 Pradeep Padmanabhan 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/0 0:45 0:31 0:14 Rudi Ying 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 3/7 24:41 6:11 2:32 Sakamoto Tetsuya 0 1 1 -5 2 1 3 0 0 0 3/12 22:16 0:00 2:32 Sergei Komarov 0 0 0 0 2 0 4 0 0 0 17/30 27:59 6:11 1:53 Shin Watanabe 1 0 1 -2 0 4 3 3 0 0 0/0 16:27 7:09 0:00 Shiro 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 1/1 23:27 6:11 1:19 Vit Laisanitselikol 0 0 0 -4 0 2 4 0 0 0 0/0 18:32 7:40 0:00 Vladimir Zhelezkin 0 0 0 -4 0 4 0 0 0 0 0/2 18:32 7:40 0:00 β-ASI F1 0 0 0 -1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/2 1:38 0:00 0:00 Players Stats for Team USA Player Name G A P +/- PIM S H SB GA TA FO MP PP MP PK MP ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Alexander McManahan 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0/0 5:47 0:00 0:00 Ben Green 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0/0 5:47 0:00 0:00 Bo Boeser 5 1 6 5 2 10 3 0 0 0 21/31 23:04 2:49 6:28 Casey Jones 0 0 0 1 2 1 2 1 0 0 0/0 22:01 2:49 5:13 Christian McKenzie 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0/0 14:30 0:00 0:47 Colton Rayne 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0 0 0/0 18:11 0:00 4:28 Dexter Lane 0 2 2 5 2 1 2 0 0 0 0/0 22:30 1:50 6:53 Gabriel McAllister 0 3 3 5 2 3 0 0 0 0 0/1 21:03 2:49 4:27 Jack Shephard 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 10/12 15:20 2:49 4:35 Jake Scheel 2 2 4 5 0 6 3 0 0 0 1/8 21:46 1:50 5:53 Jeff Gow 1 1 2 1 0 3 2 0 0 0 0/0 13:44 0:00 0:00 Ko Kane 0 1 1 1 4 5 1 0 0 0 0/0 21:06 1:50 5:18 Michael Kinkaid 0 4 4 5 2 3 1 0 0 0 0/0 21:38 2:49 5:01 Mike Szatkowski III 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 3/3 5:47 0:00 0:00 Peter Quill 2 2 4 1 2 7 1 0 0 0 15/26 15:33 1:49 0:00 Sadio Salah 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0/0 8:24 0:00 0:28 The Process 0 1 1 1 2 1 2 0 0 0 0/1 15:33 1:50 0:00 VHLM Forever 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1/3 10:16 0:00 2:05 3 Stars 1 - Bo Boeser (USA) 2 - Jake Scheel (USA) 3 - Peter Quill (USA) Power Play Team Asia - 0 on 9 Attempt(s) - 0.00% Team USA - 3 on 5 Attempt(s) - 60.00% Penalty Kill Team Asia - 2 on 5 Attempt(s) - 40.00% - Score 0 goal in Penalty Kill Team USA - 9 on 9 Attempt(s) - 100.00% - Score 0 goal in Penalty Kill Team Stat Team Asia - Hits : 23 - Faceoff Wins : 34 - Blocked Shots : 10 - Penalty Minutes : 10 Team USA - Hits : 20 - Faceoff Wins : 51 - Blocked Shots : 7 - Penalty Minutes : 18 Official Referees : Unknown Linesman : Unknown Game Notes Bo Boeser has scored a Hat Trick! β-ASI G1 enters game at 16:57 of 1st period

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He should have been there the whole time, which means the whole series should be re-simmed. He will get put in, I'll do my lines and it'll be a one game series. My goalie was playing with 30 TPE as well, wasn't updated in game from what I'm told. Made one comment about updates and jumped down my throat about it 30 to almost 100 is a good jump for a goalie. If we had that and a 92 TPE defender added since the start the series would already be over. You can beat your chest all you want, I just want a fair series.

I understand that the Norwegian authorities need ample time to come up with a comprehensive riot control plan.

No Game 7 will not happen until Johnsson can be created and then I'll have to do lines after work tomorrow so I doubt the game happens tomorrow either.

Its been an interesting year to say the least for Russian center. He went from being a guy barely on the radar. The last pick of the 5th round. To a highly talked about prospect. The question is, does he deserve to be?. He continues to not produce, 4 points in 9 games is a better scoring pace than he put in the regular season. However his strongest asset is his draw ability, he leads the playoffs with 67%. Playing against 2 guys who were ahead of him in the regular season, it shows he has grown during the season. The problem many raise to this day is what can he do with the puck?. It has not been good up to this point, his production could see his name fall farther. Despite being a high riser, if he does fall and blooms into a star he could very well burn some teams who didnt see his potential early on.

BONER Boner grew up in a small farming village outside of Brussels, Belgium. Shortly after birth, he was knighted in 14 countries (Belgium, The Netherlands, Austria, Germany, Switzerland, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, France, Poland, Spain, and Portugal), and immediately deemed 'The Songbird of his Generation'. By age two, he had already gotten his first DUI, DWI, and Nobel Peace Prize (thanks to his invention of the female urinal). At age three, Boner became the youngest President of Zimbabwe in history, after winning the popular vote by 99.99% (the only vote against him was his own). At age four, he was at the center of controversy in the animal rights community, as he singlehandedly resurrected over 30 extinct species, although many viewed the methods that he used to be very unacceptable (hint: he fucked them back to life). At age five, he celebrated his birthday with no extravagant events. 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picasso of his time

#3 is so abstract

Lul day sim? Ya right can't trick me boy

Good joke m8 for cornerstone